understanding women about...^_^

we dont understand women:

their ''whatever'', ''anything'' and ''you decide''

husband : what should we have for dinner dear?

        wife : whatever...

        husband : why don't we have mexican?

        wife : no not mexican. the last time i got pimples on my face

        husband : all right, why don't we have italian cuisine?

        wife : yesterday we are italian. again today?

        husband : hmm... i suggest we have seafood.

        wife : seafood is not good. i got diarrhea.

        husband : then what do you suggest?

        wife : whatever....

        husband : so what should we do now dear?

        wife : anything

        husband : how about watching a movie? it's been a long time

        wife : watching movie is not good. it's a waste of time

        husband : how about we go for bowling or some exercise?

        wife : exercise on such a hot day?

        husband : then find a cafe and have a drink

        wife : i am off caffeine

        husband : then what do you suggest?

        wife : anything....

          husband : then do we just go home dear?

           wife : you decide

           husband : let's take the bus, i will accompany you

           wife : the bus is dirty and crowded

           husband : ok. we will take a cab

           wife : not worth it..for such a short distance

          husband : all right, then we can walk. we can enjoy the weather

            wife : i am hungry, can't walk

           husband : then what do you suggest?

            wife : you decide..

            husband : let's have a dinner first?

            wife : whatever...

            husband : what shall we eat?

            wife : anything....

            husband : ??##@#@##?? (confuse)